"C"

C: (age 18-24 mos):  Cow!
Mom:  No, that's a sheep.  A sheep says, Baaaa.
C: *gravelly, demonic growl and smile*  Meeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh


C: (age 18-24 mos):  Eee!  Eee!  (Eat! Eat!)
Mom:  Ok, let's eat.  *offers Cheerios and juice*
C: *makes face and shakes her finger*  No, no, no!
Mom:  What?
C:  Eee coo-key? (Eat cookie?)


C: (age 18-24 mos):  *Singing "How Much Is That Doggie In the Window"*  Ow-UH Bun-bun Bunny ee-yo  OW OW-OOOOO!!!


Mom:  Ok, here's your pretty dress.
C: (age 18-24 mos):  No.
Mom:  No?
C:  *grabs dress and throws it on the floor* No.
Mom: *grabs two more dresses*  This one?
C:  No.
Mom:  This one?
C:  *bright grin*  Yeah!  Da uhn!  YAY!  Pitty!


C: (age 18-24 mos):  *EVERY MORNING FOREVER*  Rio?  Rio?  Rio?


C: (age 18-24 mos):  This?  This??
Mom: *allows her to see ring*
C:  *contentedly turns away, inspecting the ring*
Mom:  C, bring that back; it's Mommy's ring.
C:  No.  Mine.
Mom:  C, that's Mommy's.
C:  *turns with a grin, pointing to herself*  Mommy.  Mine.


C: (age 18-24 mos):  *Walks in, hat askew and dragging Bun-bunny by the ear*
Mom:  C, can you say "It's hard to be a gangsta?"
C: *brightly*  MOOOO!!


C: (age 18-24 mos):  *To her toys in the crib*  Dih down!  No!  Dih down.  Guh-grr.  Mwa!  Baby, baby, baby.  Nuh-nigh?  Huh?  Bah-Bul?  Yeah?  Nuh-nigh Bun-bun-bunny.

C: (age 18-24 mos):  Daddy!  Daddy!  Daddy nuh-nigh?
Mom:  Yup.  Where's Daddy?
C:  Dere!
Mom:  Where's A?
C:  *points*
Mom:  Where's Mommy?
C:  *points to herself*
Mom:  No, honey, I'm Mommy.
C:  No, Me!