"A" Recap, Pt. 1

Mom: Guess what?  I love you.
A (age 2):  Guess what?  Pencil!


Mom: Are you whining?
A (age 2):  No.
Mom: What happens to whiny boys?
A: They get their hands chopped off by Dark Vader like Luke.
      --   later, to a friend   --
A: And then, then Luke gets his hand CHOPPED OFF!
Friend: He does?!
A:  Yeah, 'cuz he was whining.


A(age 4): And here's a battery for your Target.
Mom: TARDIS.  Not Target.
A: Oh yeah, Target is the store.
Mom:  You could take the TARDIS to Target.
A: No, Doctor: you have to DRIVE there.


*As Mom tries to justify buying Dr. Who Season Six to Dad*
A (age4): *slightly wibbly* But Dad, Mom only has two shows left and it's her FAVORITE!  She LOVES the Doctor!"


Mom: A, come and eat lunch.
A (age 4):  Mom, I'm Spiderman-A.
Mom:  I'm sorry: Spiderman-A, come eat your lunch.


A (age 4): Ah!  Looks like we're going to the Skylander store!
Mom:  You're not getting a Skylander, we're just going to Penney's.
A: No, I'm pretty sure this is where the Skylander store is.
Mom:  You're right; this is the mall.  We're not going to the Skylander store.
     --   walking into the mall   --
A: Ah!  We're upstairs.  We're walking to the Skylander store.  We should get the guy with the fire sword.
Mom: I don't want to hear the word "Skylander" again today.
     --  later, in JC Penney's   --
A: *overly-loud whisper*  MOM!
Mom: What?
A:  *same whisper* SHHHH!  BE QUIET!  *looks around* There are Daleks everywhere.
Mom:  There are?
A:  Yes!  This is where they live!
Mom:  In JC Penney's?
A:  Yes!  We need to get out of here.
Mom:  Where are we supposed to go?
A: *after a moment of thought*  We need to get to the Skylander store.  The Skyanders will protect us.
Mom:  *bland*  You want me to leave JC Penney's and go to Game Stop.
A:  I don't want the Daleks to get you, Mom.  I love you 'cuz you're the bestest Mommy ever.


A (age 4):  E is my girlfriend.
Mom:  What about J?
A:  Oh...yeah...J.  She's my girlfriend, too.  I have two girlfriends.
Mom:  One at preschool and one at Wushu?
A:  Yeah.


A (age 4): E and I are gonna get married, but not right now.  We have to wait five hours so I'm grown up.


A (age 4):  *into a fan at Wushu class*  EXTERMINATE!  EXTERMINATE!!